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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Top Ten Democratic National Convention Pickup Lines
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Wanna form a more perfect union?
Something's rising and it's not the national debt
I'm stiffer than John Kerry
Let's go someplace and release our delegates
Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?
I'll make you scream like Howard Dean
Now that's what I call a stimulus package
I'm gonna Barack your world
Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?
Hi, I'm John Edwards
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Play your cards right and I'll get you in to hear the speech by Illinois State Comptroller Dan Hynes

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How'd you like to be on the cover of National Enquirer?

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Has anyone ever said you look like a young Madeline Albright?

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Where does a guy go to get Spitzer'd?

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Wanna see a nude photo of New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson?

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